I thought I would post this joke I was emailed today. I always love a good joke this time it's about a dumb blonde guy! Hooray!!!!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh, this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot made his own lunch."
Hope you enjoyed!
Zack...I know not all blonde guys are like this....love you!
2 comments:
So wait a minute, how is that a joke? You mean you can't make your own lunch? HMMMM.... Just kidding, that's funny. I think most people see me with brown hair now anyway so no offense. I never do anyway. . .I am blonde how would I know when to take offense anyway??? Good joke!
Zack
That was a good one!
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