Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Joke for Today

I thought I would post this joke I was emailed today. I always love a good joke this time it's about a dumb blonde guy! Hooray!!!!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh, this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot made his own lunch."

Hope you enjoyed!
Zack...I know not all blonde guys are like this....love you!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

World Traveller to be

So, I finally turned in my application for a U.S. Passport! It was quite exciting for me. I have been wanting to get one for a few years now and within the last 6 months, it's become more and more important to me. I had the application filled out a few months ago, but needed to send for a copy of my birth certificate. I am one of the biggest procrastinaters so I just sent for it 2 weeks ago. I had to get the new application as the one would not be accepted after Feb. 1st. I'm so glad I finally got everything together and will be able to legally exit this country in 4-6 weeks. The picture didn't turn out half bad either. (I'll post a pic when I get the passport.) I don't have any travel plans for the future, but thought it would be good to have my passport for another form of ID and if the opportunity to travel abroad presents itself.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Anyone for Lunch...OUTSIDE?!

Okay, so I have to make most of you jealous! The weather has been so beautiful for that past few days. During lunch we sat outside in the wonderful sunshine. I think I've even started my summer tan! You know you're pale when you can get good and red from sitting outside for 30 min. It's been in the 60's and I guess it is supposed to even get up into the 70's by the end of the week. While I enjoy nice weather when you can sit outside in short sleeves & not freeze to death, I am not looking forward to it heating up into the 90's and beyond!

Hope you all have a great week!