Sometimes It's Better to Ask First

A bishop was walking down the street one day when he noticed a young primary boy in his ward trying to press the doorbell of a home on the street. The boy was very small and the doorbell was too high for him to reach it, so the Bishop decided to help him by pressing the doorbell. Crouching down to the child's level, the Bishop smiled benevolently and asked, "And now what, young brother?" To which the boy replied, "Now we run!"

I thought this was funny. Although the kid might not think so when the Bishop walks him home! hehe

Joke for Today

I thought I would post this joke I was emailed today. I always love a good joke this time it's about a dumb blonde guy! Hooray!!!!

An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh, this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot made his own lunch."

Hope you enjoyed!
Zack...I know not all blonde guys are like this....love you!

World Traveller to be

So, I finally turned in my application for a U.S. Passport! It was quite exciting for me. I have been wanting to get one for a few years now and within the last 6 months, it's become more and more important to me. I had the application filled out a few months ago, but needed to send for a copy of my birth certificate. I am one of the biggest procrastinaters so I just sent for it 2 weeks ago. I had to get the new application as the one would not be accepted after Feb. 1st. I'm so glad I finally got everything together and will be able to legally exit this country in 4-6 weeks. The picture didn't turn out half bad either. (I'll post a pic when I get the passport.) I don't have any travel plans for the future, but thought it would be good to have my passport for another form of ID and if the opportunity to travel abroad presents itself.